Tell me I wasn’t the only one thinking this…
Via ~Just a normal Unicorn following her dreams~!
i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers
i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people
gonna wait for the chapter when sakura wants to be hokage
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
“this butt… is the best butt.”
Via live life how you want it. Dont let go of ur dream
And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about
did a strider make that paragraph?
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
Can Sasuke just please be the head of the police force so we can see him in an ANBU uniform