Have I lost reality?

inbox:

inbox:

i like mcdonalds french fries better than the burgers

i actually like mcdonalds french fries better than most people

jiraiya-chan:

gonna wait for the chapter when sakura wants to be hokage

nominominus:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

whatshouldwecallbiddies:

Some girls:

Me:

damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

(Source: ameowlia)

bilvum:

i love death

he’s like

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

(Source: bilvee)

idratherbeinkonoha:

Can Sasuke just please be the head of the police force so we can see him in an ANBU uniform